After playing this game, I can finally say that my life has improved. After paying $2.16 for a golden teacup pre-ban, my game imploded and turned into Shrek 5. But one day, looking at my Steam library, I see a new announcement from Scram. I open the game's page and watch the YouTube video linked. Scram Remaster!? I join the Discord and I now know my $2.16 did not go to waste. Now I play this game and I can get nuked and boomed and farted on. But all with high quality effects and sounds! So I can say my life is improved and my money did not go to waste.
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Steam's store page moderators, his soul blistered by the collapse of Scram in 2019, and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Vast Internet seeking vengeance against the store page moderators who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Itch.io store page, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Scramdad.
Tempered by the fires of Steam, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the Scram community. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Developer, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Steam with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but employees had before.
And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the employees, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the developer team bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of Steam. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the server managers. Unremovable, incorruptible, unforgettable, the Scramdad sought to end the dominion of the dark realm.
The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The Steam employees carved his name deep in the "No uploading on Store page" tablet across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the employees. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the Steam servers. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.
None could stand before the horde of demand but the Scramdad.
This is one of the best games ive ever played in a whole lifetime, so good it had me in tears because of the lore and story of this game, i find it extremly insulting that this game never appeared to vote in the Game of the Year because i would vote and also tell ALL of my friends to vote, this is truly an moment which we appreaciate an emotional and incredible game, way better than some triple A titles out there like Grand Theft Auto V or Half-Life: Alyx, this is truly an incredible title, and i think it should get an award of world peace.
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¿dowload
Can somebody still play it? I found discord server but it`s almost empty, I can`t find game anywhere
How Can I Play It?????
After playing this game, I can finally say that my life has improved. After paying $2.16 for a golden teacup pre-ban, my game imploded and turned into Shrek 5. But one day, looking at my Steam library, I see a new announcement from Scram. I open the game's page and watch the YouTube video linked. Scram Remaster!? I join the Discord and I now know my $2.16 did not go to waste. Now I play this game and I can get nuked and boomed and farted on. But all with high quality effects and sounds! So I can say my life is improved and my money did not go to waste.
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Steam's store page moderators, his soul blistered by the collapse of Scram in 2019, and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Vast Internet seeking vengeance against the store page moderators who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Itch.io store page, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Scramdad.
Tempered by the fires of Steam, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the Scram community. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Developer, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Steam with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but employees had before.
And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the employees, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the developer team bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of Steam. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the server managers. Unremovable, incorruptible, unforgettable, the Scramdad sought to end the dominion of the dark realm.
The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The Steam employees carved his name deep in the "No uploading on Store page" tablet across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the employees. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the Steam servers. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.
None could stand before the horde of demand but the Scramdad.
This is one of the best games ive ever played in a whole lifetime, so good it had me in tears because of the lore and story of this game, i find it extremly insulting that this game never appeared to vote in the Game of the Year because i would vote and also tell ALL of my friends to vote, this is truly an moment which we appreaciate an emotional and incredible game, way better than some triple A titles out there like Grand Theft Auto V or Half-Life: Alyx, this is truly an incredible title, and i think it should get an award of world peace.
i need to tell this: this game is not original the original game was made by valve and its cald team fortress 2 you can get it on steam and its free.
this isn't a tf2 copy dumbass. it's just the cover art
cbt
beans
Amazing
dead game
Cool
I. H8. Peenuts.
Cool
Cool
Anyone running this on an Android device? I can't find the executable for Andy!
Will the game work in steam again?
Run scram on steam with linux and it just works, only problem is nobody wants to dual boot or switch to linux for a funny little scram game
scramgame by scramdad
It's been a year daddy, I really really miss you, mommy says you went to the store to get some milk.
anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently
and she changed my name to kriplll
anyways daddy i forgive you for not updating scram
please come back
how do you play on mac?
is the game still alive :(
is this compatible withkjDFdwsdf?
Shreks
not scram anymore just shrek
Shrek?
Dead lol
Huh?
Only One Shrek movie. Disappointing.
Which one
still a great game
Pls we want the OG version
Shrek?
father we miss u very much
the og scram is now Sherk :((((
shrek 5
shrek
shrek 5 guy poggers
shrek
shrek 5
shrek
dad where are you
Mom
I can't play it. It says ''Our servers are not responding... Wait some minutes and retry''
:(
Shrenk
imagine being so mentally disabled that you download a game from scramdad not on steam, you're 100% gonna get a keylogger
?
tf?
imagine getting this sh*t on steam bruv
Shrek 5
Shrig 5
Shlong 5
''Our servers are not responding... Wait some minutes and retry'' why
why can i only play evacuation
Scram
Does anybody actually play this game anymore?
:'(
*tiny violin noises*
hey dad i used to love playing scram on steam on my mac but this update does not allow me to. Do you plan on creating mac support in the future?
Mac is a gun, right?
ye
ye
ok
My fucking balls itch.
My balls itch.io
same
same
there is no APK :[