Scram: Remastered

¿dowload

Can somebody still play it? I found discord server but it`s almost empty, I can`t find game anywhere

After playing this game, I can finally say that my life has improved. After paying $2.16 for a golden teacup pre-ban, my game imploded and turned into Shrek 5. But one day, looking at my Steam library, I see a new announcement from Scram. I open the game's page and watch the YouTube video linked. Scram Remaster!? I join the Discord and I now know my $2.16 did not go to waste. Now I play this game and I can get nuked and boomed and farted on. But all with high quality effects and sounds! So I can say my life is improved and my money did not go to waste.

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Steam's store page moderators, his soul blistered by the collapse of Scram in 2019, and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Vast Internet seeking vengeance against the store page moderators who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Itch.io store page, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Scramdad.

Tempered by the fires of Steam, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the Scram community. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Developer, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Steam with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but employees had before.

And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the employees, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the developer team bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of Steam. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the server managers. Unremovable, incorruptible, unforgettable, the Scramdad sought to end the dominion of the dark realm.

The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The Steam employees carved his name deep in the "No uploading on Store page" tablet across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the employees. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the Steam servers. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.

None could stand before the horde of demand but the Scramdad.

This is one of the best games ive ever played in a whole lifetime, so good it had me in tears because of the lore and story of this game, i find it extremly insulting that this game never appeared to vote in the Game of the Year because i would vote and also tell ALL of my friends to vote, this is truly an moment which we appreaciate an emotional and incredible game, way better than some triple A titles out there like Grand Theft Auto V or Half-Life: Alyx, this is truly an incredible title, and i think it should get an award of world peace.

cbt

Anyone running this on an Android device? I can't find the executable for Andy!

Will the game work in steam again?

Run scram on steam with linux and it just works, only problem is nobody wants to dual boot or switch to linux for a funny little scram game

scramgame by scramdad

It's been a year daddy, I really really miss you, mommy says you went to the store to get some milk.

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to kriplll

anyways daddy i forgive you for not updating scram 
please come back

how do you play on mac?

is the game still alive :(

still a great game

''Our servers are not responding... Wait some minutes and retry''  why

ok

there is no APK :[

It's been eight years, Dad. When are you going to bring home the fucking milk?